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(via hi)
(via hi)
nayx:
nayx:
you are under arrest for being tall. get down here. what are you doing
who said that
im down here
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.
I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.
Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
I heard a kid today say “I need to make” and I realized their mom didn’t want then to say poop and that made me laugh really hard. what was he making
(via unclefather)
as a parent it is your god damn fucking job to look after your children stop treating your children like they are burdens
you signed up to have a child, the child did not sign up to have you as a parent
keep this in mind. do not expect your children to immediately give you back all the things you give them. they are children. love them. cherish them. treat them well.
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